
Fulfill Your Long-Suppressed Hipster Dreams
Description
Gas prices got you down? Regret not moving to Portland in 2009 to become a bicycle-riding coffee intellectual? Good news: your redemption arc starts here. For sale: a beautifully simple steel-frame single-speed / fixie that has been lovingly custom minimized so there’s less stuff to break and more stuff for people to admire while pretending they don’t admire it. Features for your consideration and mild envy: - Classic steel frame — rides smoother than your friend who only drinks natural w...
Posted Mar 30, 2026











